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	<title>So there I was...right?</title>
	
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		<title>Zack’s Problem: Ringxiety</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello???
If you don&#8217;t, you probably know somebody who does. With Britain stuffed full
of more mobile phones than people, connected members of the public are
developing an increasing number of ways to fret about their handsets.
The result, say experts, is the telecommunications equivalent of phantom
limb syndrome, where amputees still feel the sensations of a limb that isn&#8217;t
there [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello???</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t, you probably know somebody who does. With Britain stuffed full<br />
of more mobile phones than people, connected members of the public are<br />
developing an increasing number of ways to fret about their handsets.</p>
<p>The result, say experts, is the telecommunications equivalent of phantom<br />
limb syndrome, where amputees still feel the sensations of a limb that isn&#8217;t<br />
there any more.</p>
<p>Many of us will be familiar with the basest form of ringxiety - when one<br />
phone rings and everyone in the vicinity suddenly starts checking their<br />
pockets or handbags with frantic abandon. But some cases become far more<br />
complex: individuals have reported hearing their phone ring at concerts, or<br />
while driving.</p>
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		<title>Zack’s Problem: Neglect Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently I have neglected to tell you of my new syndrome.
In Neglect Syndrome, a person loses the ability to give equal attention to
both sides of a space.
For example, a patient in a rehabilitation hospital may wake up in the
morning and proceeds to shave his face - only to be told later that he has
only shaved [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently I have neglected to tell you of my new syndrome.</p>
<p>In Neglect Syndrome, a person loses the ability to give equal attention to<br />
both sides of a space.</p>
<p>For example, a patient in a rehabilitation hospital may wake up in the<br />
morning and proceeds to shave his face - only to be told later that he has<br />
only shaved half of his face. A person with this disorder, when drawing a<br />
person, will often leave off the arm and leg from one side, and when<br />
questioned, will state that it looks perfectly fine to them.</p>
<p>When drawing a clock, the sufferer will often draw a circle and stuff all of<br />
the numbers in to one side (as in the image above). Neglect Syndrome is most<br />
often caused by damage to one hemisphere of the brain, as in the case of a<br />
stroke.</p>
<p><img src="http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=clockwe8.jpg"></p>
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		<title>Zack’s Problem: Trichotillomania</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahh that explains my bald spot.
What I&#8217;ve got is an impulse control disorder characterized by the repeated urge to pull
out scalp hair, eyelashes, facial hair, nose hair, pubic hair, eyebrows or
other body hair, sometimes resulting in noticeable bald patches.
It may seem, at times, to resemble a habit, an addiction, a tic disorder or
an obsessive-compulsive disorder. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahh that explains my bald spot.</p>
<p>What I&#8217;ve got is an impulse control disorder characterized by the repeated urge to pull<br />
out scalp hair, eyelashes, facial hair, nose hair, pubic hair, eyebrows or<br />
other body hair, sometimes resulting in noticeable bald patches.</p>
<p>It may seem, at times, to resemble a habit, an addiction, a tic disorder or<br />
an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Trichototillomania often begins during the<br />
individual&#8217;s teenage years. Depression or stress can trigger the trich.</p>
<p>Individuals with trichotillomania live relatively normal lives; however,<br />
they may have bald spots on their head, among their eyelashes, pubic hair,<br />
or brows. An additional psychological effect can be low self-esteem, often<br />
associated with being shunned by peers and the fear of socializing due to<br />
appearance and negative attention they may receive. Some people with TTM<br />
wear hats, wigs, eyebrow pencil, or style their hair in an effort to avoid<br />
such attention. There seems to be a strong stress-related component.</p>
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		<title>Zack’s Problem: Pica</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ISSAQUAH, WA -
A young Washington boy is battling an extremely rare eating disorder.
Zack G is just like any other thirty-two year old, only he&#8217;s addicted to metal.
&#8220;He can see a staple laying on the floor in a classroom, in the carpet. He can find metals in the rocks that you can never see,&#8221; explained Zack’s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ISSAQUAH, WA -</p>
<p>A young Washington boy is battling an extremely rare eating disorder.</p>
<p>Zack G is just like any other thirty-two year old, only he&#8217;s addicted to metal.</p>
<p>&#8220;He can see a staple laying on the floor in a classroom, in the carpet. He can find metals in the rocks that you can never see,&#8221; explained Zack’s mother Patricia.</p>
<p>Zack started eating unusual things in preschool.</p>
<p>Things got worse in kindergarten.</p>
<p>&#8220;He started chewing on the lead part that holds the eraser on a pencil, eating his erasers, breaking up his crayons,&#8221; Patricia added.</p>
<p>In second grade Zack disassembled a school chair and put the screws in his mouth.</p>
<p>Zack is good at hiding metal objects in his mouth.</p>
<p>He can hide two AA batteries under his tongue and speak normally.</p>
<p>From doctor to doctor, no one could explain Zack&#8217;s affliction.</p>
<p>After five years of searching for answers, the Monroe-Myer Institute in Omaha diagnosed her with pica, an extremely rare eating disorder.</p>
<p>In November of 2006, Zack complained of abdominal pain and a fever.</p>
<p>Doctors eventually operated.</p>
<p>&#8220;He had to cut his intestine open in two different places. One to take out the four ball-bearings that were in there, and on the other side there was a little rock that had gotten stuck in his intestine that had scar tissue growing around it, so it had been there quite a while,&#8221; Patricia explained.</p>
<p>Zack still has to be watched carefully.</p>
<p>&#8220;I think he has a lot of frustration with it. And he doesn&#8217;t understand the cause and effect of his problem. He doesn&#8217;t understand the cause effect that putting something in his mouth will make him sick and cause him to possibly have a surgery.&#8221;</p>
<p>The Sissons family works with Nebraska&#8217;s state lead program to put metal objects out of Zack&#8217;s reach.</p>
<p>Since his last surgery, Zack doesn&#8217;t crave metal like he used to.</p>
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		<title>Old People vs. Photoshop</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First day at Photoshop World is almost over down here in Vegas and it has been a great experience. While there are a lot of technques and skills being taught that I have already learned on my own over my 13 years of PS, there are things that I&#8217;ve never seen. These will be things [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First day at Photoshop World is almost over down here in Vegas and it has been a great experience. While there are a lot of technques and skills being taught that I have already learned on my own over my 13 years of PS, there are things that I&#8217;ve never seen. These will be things that I will be able to use in my day to day Photoshop workflow. Ben Willmore was the best speaker so far&#8230;until Deke McClelland came along. I&#8217;ve seen a bunch of his tutorials and he is very entertaining. That was what I got here in Vegas too. There was a instance where his presentation technique didn&#8217;t pan out like he&#8217;d rehearsed, but he didn&#8217;t skip a beat. He actually made what he was trying to show, more humourous. I know that&#8217;s sounds nerdy being since his topic was on the art of sharpening images, but this week, Vegas has been renamed to Nerd City. Nerds, nerds, nerds, nerds. But its actually worse on the nerd scale than I had imagined. I think its because so many of the old people who wish they were great photographers have picked up a trial or pirated version of Photoshop from their grandson and now think they are graphic designers. This became very relevant to me after Deke&#8217;s class. I say this because he was swarmed by these &#8220;elderly&#8221; men and women who kept droning on with questions about resolution and red eye reduction techniques. Jesus people. This stuff is in the manual crying out loud.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll see what 12 hours of classes bring tomorrow.</p>
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		<title>in vegas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, this seat sucks ass. These chicks sitting next to me keep droning on about dresses and weddings and how great of trainers they are. Blah blah blah shut up. If I hear the more overweight of the two retards say, &#8220;honestly? I think&#8230;&#8221; one more time, I&#8217;m going to hit the emergency exit two [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, this seat sucks ass. These chicks sitting next to me keep droning on about dresses and weddings and how great of trainers they are. Blah blah blah shut up. If I hear the more overweight of the two retards say, &#8220;honestly? I think&#8230;&#8221; one more time, I&#8217;m going to hit the emergency exit two rows up and let her out the door. Well that&#8217;s nice. The flight attendant just welcomed the Gold Pass members on the plane. &#8220;Screw the rest of yous guys&#8221; is what I think she was implying. Man, I knew I should have coughed up the extra $399 to get that pass. Then I was have been greeted. Now I&#8217;m just a nobody.</p>
<p>Please stop talking next to me. Please?</p>
<p>1 hour later:<br />
No dice. They&#8217;re still yapping uncontollably. But at least now weve moved on from how one&#8217;s bridal store does more money than the other. Now we&#8217;re talking about going to the chiropractor and retaining water. &#8220;Maybe I should eat less dairy to make me thinner.&#8221; whoa whoa whoa. The chubby one just dissed beef but just ran down her top 5 favorite foods: oreos, oysters, sugary cereals, caramel machiatos from starbucks and cheese whiz. That&#8217;s a great game plan, saddle bags. She just discovered  though, that she makes the best salad ever. After hearing her ingredients, I was surprised that there were no Snickers bar in there.  When I this plane ride going to end?</p>
<p>30 minutes later:<br />
Somehow we&#8217;ve gotten back to bridal crap. But were landing shortly so i&#8217;ve got that going for me.</p>
<p>Vegas, here I am.</p>
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		<title>to pdx</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How long until airlines can finally remove the NO SMOKING  light above the seats on an airplane. I understand that it will probably never go away. Now, I&#8217;m just finishing my flight from seattle to portland on horizon air, and what a joke it became. The flight was relatively short, but still had its [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How long until airlines can finally remove the NO SMOKING  light above the seats on an airplane. I understand that it will probably never go away. Now, I&#8217;m just finishing my flight from seattle to portland on horizon air, and what a joke it became. The flight was relatively short, but still had its problems. For instance, the planes are pretty small so overheah compartments could truly only be used if by &#8220;carry on&#8221; luggage, you meant your wallet and perhaps a pair of socks rolled up. Good thing the lady next to me decided to bring a weeks worth of dirty laundry to get washed at her final destination or I might have actually had some leg room. Nope.  Then we have the free beverges that are supposed to help justify the high price of the flight. I was given the choice between water, a beer or a glass of wine. Nice, free beer is always a good time. And being able to pound it it fast was a good thing because since it was a short flight, they had to take whatever you couldn&#8217;t slam. But I was in the last row and was served last. Why were they starting with the trash bags from the back? Jerks. Well, like I said, I didn&#8217;t care because I finished my beer moments after I was given it. It was only in an 8 oz plastic so it wasn&#8217;t too difficult to throw down. But the lady next to me thought she would be enjoying a nice big glass of merlot. Nope. Her 8oz plastic cup of white zin had to be polished off 7 minutes after it was handed to her. Too bad. Then the attendants wouldn&#8217;t even take her empty starbucks cup because they were working so fast taking people&#8217;s alcohol.</p>
<p>Now on to Veas on Alaska Airlines. We&#8217;ll see how this one goes. I&#8217;m sitting next to a couple of chatty cathys so it could get interesting.</p>
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		<title>Zack’s Problem: Cotard’s Syndrome</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s that smell? Oh, its just me and my Cotard’s Syndroma
aka The Living Dead Syndrome.
Cotard’s Syndrome makes a sufferer (Me&#8230;) believe that he or she is dead,
non-existent, is putrefying or has lost his/her blood or internal organs.
Rarely, it can include delusions of immortality. First described by
neurologist Jules Cotard in 1880, it wasn’t until April 2007 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s that smell? Oh, its just me and my Cotard’s Syndroma<br />
aka The Living Dead Syndrome.</p>
<p>Cotard’s Syndrome makes a sufferer (Me&#8230;) believe that he or she is dead,<br />
non-existent, is putrefying or has lost his/her blood or internal organs.<br />
Rarely, it can include delusions of immortality. First described by<br />
neurologist Jules Cotard in 1880, it wasn’t until April 2007 when it finally<br />
received scientific legitimacy</p>
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		<title>Zack’s Problem: JERUSALEM SYNDROME</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought it would be a nice long weekend until&#8230;my JERUSALEM SYNDROME started acting up.
My religious psychosis triggered by my Labor Day visit to Jerusalem.
Observed since medieval times, its victims may believe that they are
prophets and parade around the city proclaiming the Holy Writ or exhorting
sinners to repent. Affecting around 100 tourists per year, it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought it would be a nice long weekend until&#8230;my JERUSALEM SYNDROME started acting up.</p>
<p>My religious psychosis triggered by my Labor Day visit to Jerusalem.<br />
Observed since medieval times, its victims may believe that they are<br />
prophets and parade around the city proclaiming the Holy Writ or exhorting<br />
sinners to repent. Affecting around 100 tourists per year, it generally<br />
clears up once they leave town. However, it can have serious repercussions,<br />
as with the widespread rioting that ensued when Australian man Michael Rohan<br />
set fire to the al-Aqsa Mosque on the Temple Mount in 1969, convinced he was<br />
the &#8220;Lord&#8217;s emissary&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Zack’s Problem #5: Foreign Accent Syndrome</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine suddenly putting on a convincing French accent. Or Scottish. Or
Italian. It sounds like fun, but it&#8217;s no joke for the victims of Foreign
Accent Syndrome, which can set in after strokes or other brain trauma.
Without warning, they&#8217;ll start speaking their native tongue with a different
accent, which could sound anything from Swedish to South African.
Victims need [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine suddenly putting on a convincing French accent. Or Scottish. Or<br />
Italian. It sounds like fun, but it&#8217;s no joke for the victims of <strong>Foreign<br />
Accent Syndrome</strong>, which can set in after strokes or other brain trauma.<br />
Without warning, they&#8217;ll start speaking their native tongue with a different<br />
accent, which could sound anything from Swedish to South African.</p>
<p>Victims need never have heard the accent in question, it arises from<br />
damage to areas of the brain responsible for language production, altering<br />
pitch, pronunciation and speech patterns.</p>
<p>Actually I have seen someone with this syndrome, she was a 90 year old woman<br />
that had a stroke. We were taking her to the hospital, and I was talking to<br />
her in the back of the aid car. She kept asking me in an English accent &#8221; do<br />
I have any English pounds&#8221;?</p>
<p>When we got to the hospital, I asked her husband how they had met etc&#8230; He<br />
said in Iowa, were they grew up together. She had never been to Europe he<br />
said. Weird.</p>
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